quarta-feira, 28 de maio de 2014

Advogado escreve receita de pamonha na petição para provar que Juiz não lê os autos

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Quando eu via as notícias de que um estudante havia escrito o modo de preparo de um macarrão instantâneo na redação do ENEM eu achei que seria o máximo que alguém poderia fazer, mas aí um cara escreveu o hino do Palmeiras.

Em um delírio, eu pensei, será que algum advogado, um dia teria coragem de escrever isso em uma petição?

TERIA!

Um advogado que obviamente pediu para não ter o seu nome revelado, nos enviou esta petição em que ele prova por A + B que juiz não lê jurisprudência!

Sim meus amigos, ele escreveu uma receita de pamonha na petição… E PASSOU BATIDO PELO JUIZ!

Veja:
Como a letra tá pequena, eu vou transcrever o que está escrito: “Senhores julgadores, espero que entendam o que faço nestas pequenas linhas, e que não seja punido por tal ato de rebeldia, mas há tempos os advogados vem sendo desrespeitados pelos magistrados, que sequer se dão ao trabalho de analisar os pleitos que apresentamos. Nossas petições nunca são lidas com a atenção necessária. A maior prova disso, será demonstrada agora, pois se somos tradados como pamonhas, nada mais justo do que trazer aos autos a receita desta tão famosa iguaria. Rale as espigas ou corte-as rente ao sabugo e passe no liquidificador, juntamente com a água, acrescente o coco, o açúcar e mexa bem, coloque a massa na palha de milho e amarre bem, em uma panela grande ferva bem a água, e vá colocando as pamonhas uma a uma após a fervura completa da água, Importante a água deve estar realmente fervendo para receber as pamonhas, caso contrário elas vão se desfazer. Cozinhe por mais ou menos 40 minutos, retirando as pamonhas com o auxílio de uma escumadeira.”

Fonte: http://www.naoentendodireito.com

69 comentários:

  1. Sinceramente, não há do que reclamar!!
    Ora, Jurisprudência é dispensável numa petição. O juiz tem o dever de saber o direito (não há porque o advogado dizê-lo ao juiz). Nada melhor para expressar isso do que a conhecida frase "diga-me os fatos, que lhe digo o direito". Ora, senhores advogados, atenham-se aos fatos, somente! O direito bem sabe o juiz. Ademais, jurisprudência, além de ser um deve do juiz saber, não o vincula. Como os tribunais superiores vêm decidindo o juiz tem que está em conhecimento, mas não tem o dever de decidir de igual modo, pois cada caso é um caso e tem suas peculiaridades, por isso, Sr. advogados, mais uma vez, atenham-se aos fatos.

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    1. NAUN SEJA PUXA SACO O JUIZ TA CAGANDO PRA TODO MUNDO

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  2. NÃO SOU EU QUE DIGO QUE JUIZ NÃO LÊ NADA, ASSINA O QUE OS ESTAGIÁRIOS ENTENDERAM!

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  3. Os estagiários e assessores que sequer conseguiram passar da OAB......kkkkk

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  4. Atire a primeira pedra o advogado que lê todas as jurisprudências colacionadas pelo juiz e pela parte contrária...

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  5. Eu já vi juiz perguntar codigo pra advogado,em plena audiencia no corredor de espera.

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